About our Rating System

We have a highly unscientific rating system, based on totally prejudiced ideas of what pizza should taste like.

  • Five Slice Rating

    Five Slices. This is the best. We love this pizza, and go out of our way to eat it.

  • Four Slice Rating

    Four Slices. Pretty damn good pizza. Worth your time and money.

  • Three Slice Rating

    Three Slices. Average pizza. We can take it or leave it. If somebody bought us a slice, we would eat it.

  • Two Slice Rating

    Two slices. Not very good at all. Even for free, not really worth eating. Avoid this crap.

  • One Slice Rating

    One slice. The bottom of the pizza barrel. You can’t pay us to eat this stuff.